You need better bars! Or better internet cafes! I'm not sure which! One of them! Exclamation point! Punctuation!

Or... better lesbians? Can you say that on T.V.?

"They have a peculiar sense of ownership, which enables them to view anything that is not nailed down as theirs,
and if they can pry it loose, it's not nailed down."

-the Flerian Race, author unknown