Sorry to derail so quickly, but I just watched Tuesday's Colbert Report off my DVR, and he showed footage of Bush shaking hands with a crowd of happy Albanians from last week. The footage shows an Albanian stealing Bush's watch. I'm crappin' you negative. Dozens of hands reach out to touch their hero, George W. Bush, and his watch is clearly visible on his left wrist. Seconds later, when Bush's arm is no longer covered by groping Albanian hands, the watch is gone.

That tickles my funnybone.