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...best of all.... make everyday a holiday by skinning your very own turkeys with such precision that you make the thieves green with jealousy!


That isn't true, Mao's only green because he's a go-blin-al. But he's definitely on the list as the hidden #28, #43, and #51, I assure you.

And it still isn't fair he has to dedicate to Elindale to be a Knight like you. Just wait, one year, my gob will flip and actually try to dedicate, and then you'll be screwed having to hang out with him.