Bursting into the passenger car from the dining car on a cross country train, a man loudly addresses all the passengers, "Is there a Catholic priest on board? Anyone? Is there a Catholic priest?" After looking about the cart and receiving no answer, the man recedes back into the dining cart. Five minutes go by, and once again, the same man bursts back into the passenger car and shouts "Is there an Anglican Vicar on board? Anyone? Is there an Anglican Vicar?" Just as before, no one responded, so the man once again returned to the dining car. Five more minutes pass, and the man returns yet again; however, before he can even open his mouth, another gentleman stands up and says, "I am a Baptist reverend; is there something I can help you with?" The man looks at him and replies, "No, you can't help me. We're looking for a cork screw."